My name is Xach Blunt Yes, that is my real name
No, I am not a stoner
However, I do like weed In moderation It helps take the edge off
I prefer Blunts over bowls Bowls over bongs Joints over all
I’m not picky about my paper I don’t fuck with synthetic
Indica is okay Sativa is more my strain But hey, If all we got is Reggie That’s cool too
Let’s blaze the fuck up!
I can get you high Like I can get you real high
Like I can get you so high You wouldn’t be able to finish a sentence?
Okay maybe that’s a little bit too high
Maybe I am just a little bit of a stoner
But Isn’t this my birthright?
Isn’t this my name sake?
To be stoner
To be blunt
I never beat around the bush
I set the branches ablaze